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middleman

A bisexual man who helps to pass semen from his boyfriend into the vagina of a woman wanting to be insemenated by the strictly gay male.
He does this by giving his boyfriend a blowjob and spitting the contents of his mouth into the womans open vagina.
My boyfriend played middleman last night between me and that horny chick.
by roodboy September 2, 2007
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middlemas

(n); to be average - nothing extraordinary - amongst the masses with no discerning qualities.
That whole group of friends you hang out with is so deep in the middlemas. Can't you find more interesting people to spend time with?
by The In Crowd March 4, 2008
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Nuddleman

A Person who tells terrible jokes which are mainly word associations.
Look out here comes the Nuddleman, hes going to tell us a joke
by Tom35 November 6, 2008
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muddlerman

A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome
Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.
by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017
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Middlemanic

When the normal business of being a middleman gets unnecessarily complicated or convoluted, usually caused by the erratic behavior of one or more parties.
With the cops being involved and Tony having a breakdown the night before, Jake's normal middleman routine had become middlemanic to say the least.
by whaWHApopPOP October 12, 2020
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Middleman

A person the introduces you to another person! AKA The Plug
I wanted to meet Justin Bieber. So I asked the Middleman.
by Middlemanconcept September 12, 2021
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Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand
Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?
by commadore mike July 30, 2023
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