mousepad

(French word) Mousepad is something that you pee, eat, drink, shit, and have sexual intercourses with someone.

Person 1: Yo bro I just got a mousepad, wanna use it together?
Person 2: Hell Yeah! What should we do first?

by xXsuper-edgerXx February 22, 2024

mousepad

when a male chops his cock off with a cleaver and then shoves the dethatched cock into the females anus and then has the female suck his cock as he sucks on the bottom on of his dethatched cock while its still in the females ass as he shoves a mouse in the females vagina while she's on her period

he gave me a mousepad and then died it was so sad but worth it

by thundecock December 9, 2024

Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy

An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

by jacqueley December 11, 2025