mortis deveia

a rad melodic death metal band with members from Lawrence MA and Derry NH

"dude, did you catch Mortis Deveia's set?"

"yeah, they kicked ass!"

by TJ!!! October 8, 2007

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010

rigger mortise

A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.

I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

nigger mortis

When your friend is couch-locked after a blunt and can't leave.

"Carter's not goin' home. He got Nigger Mortis."

by Freshen Up June 8, 2022

nigga mortis

When a black man gets shot but continues to resist arrest.

cop 1: "How the hell is he still shooting!"
cop 2: "GODDAMN NIGGA MORTIS!"

by Rina Glass June 10, 2022

Mortis 2051

COOL fucking person! If you suport Mortis 2051, you are a chad man

"I FUCKING LOVE MORTIS 2051"
"YEA ME TOO BRO!"

by PencilChadMan June 12, 2021

Rigor mortis

use this word to describe your penis when its erect.

my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.

by americas favorite cookie June 18, 2005