a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis
by David111122121212 January 11, 2012
Get the David Morrison mug.A fucking mint euphemism for taking a shit. (Replaces taking a "Chad Kroeger", who has since been dethroned.)
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the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez June 2, 2008
Get the pulling a morrison mug.Is a sexual act in which the male attempts to clean a particularly dirty anal passage of a female through means of urination before engaging in anal fellatio aka salad tossing.
"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.
"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.
"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.
"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.
"Johnny wanted nothing more than to toss Sandy's salad before work. however, he was running late and the smell emanating from her anus was quite gruesome and deadly. He quickly pulled out his penis and gave her a Golden Morrison rendering her bung-hole hazard free. He tossed her salad like a champ on this occasion and was off to work in no time flat."
by Cipi_43 August 20, 2009
Get the Golden Morrison mug.Jim Morrison is GOD. He is the all time best rock-poet in the universe. He rapes all rap artists who think they can sing. His singing touches everyone who listens to him. The Doors were the all time coolest sixties band, led by Jim.
by Anonymus February 12, 2005
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Get the Morrisian mug.To go on a binge; to use lots of alcohol and various drugs in combination with each other, as Morrison infamously did so often.
Person1: Yeah. we're gonna drink some whiskey, do a bit of coke and eat some oxies.
Person2:Woah, you guys be careful on that Jim Morrison diet.
Person2:Woah, you guys be careful on that Jim Morrison diet.
by fjdkla December 3, 2010
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