molasses junction

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

Mollan

An admin or a staff member that barely comes online and doesn't care if the group/server goes through hell.

I swear that mollan is ruining everything. I'm out.

by astiyag June 28, 2020

Marla

Is friggen awesome

Marla is always awesome.

by Shaekspeare November 20, 2011

molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

marlaya

A beautiful woman with a Frank but loving attitude. Marlaya is determined and loving. She would do anything to protect the people she cares about.

Hey Marlaya, don't you look beautiful today as always.

by Kailz245 July 29, 2017

Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Surely Marlarkey

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.

Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.

by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008