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Smarta morgana

The phenomenon of assuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing - when approaching further - that the parking spot is already occupied by a Smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.
"There's a free parking spot over there between the SUVs!"

(approaching)

"Damn, it's already occupied by a Smart. The SUVs are blocking the view"

"That's a clear-cut case of a Smarta morgana"
by hoschi October 23, 2009
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morganing

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.
we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.
by wendy15 June 20, 2007
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Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.
by tuck1s December 6, 2015
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Morganism

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.
Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!
by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017
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Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.
Oh no, he morganized it.
by No Hemingway June 15, 2020
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Morgana pendragon

The most badass and hottest witch ever - alongside Lena Luthor but they're actually the same person. She's sweet but a psycho and there's no way you can resist her.
Person 1: Who's your favourite Merlin character ?
Person 2: Morgana Pendragon! She's so-
Person 1: you're gay.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Morgana

Morgana: (%^&" ("%"^*$(""&
YouTube is such a morgana for demonetizing swears!
by WeirdGummyBear January 26, 2023
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