Mople

A stinky piece of poo that likes to play Minecraft and do stuff with red stone.

Hey, you like playing Minecraft right?

Umm yeah why?

LOL NOOB that makes you a mople lololol

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by saliphany June 16, 2021

Mississippi Mopper

The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.

Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"

Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"

by ChromeCock April 7, 2017

Dicky Mopper

Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag

I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper

by Sparkle donkey 912 March 9, 2018

moppery

Exposing your private parts to blind people.

The other day, I was arrested for moppery near the school of the blind.

by kyrizzuh October 21, 2003

Mapple

Mapple is a person who looks like an angel. She is pretty, sweet, caring, and always willing to help others. She has fair skin complexion and red lips. Her eyes were almond shaped and her eyebrows were properly done.

Josiah met Mapple inside the church and he felt as if the heavens opened their gates for him.

by commaestas September 15, 2020

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

mipples

man nipples - especially ones which protrude through a shirt.

The existence of mipples is one of life's great mysteries.

by duckman October 2, 2003