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Moose cock

In the sport Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. Flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. Occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. That is a Moose Cock. A big leafless tree branch.
I almost made it through those trees, but that moose cock knocked my disc down.
by Jonny Hyzer December 11, 2010
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Bull Moose Cock (BMC)

A man who has a very large wide Wang, similar to either and Bull or Moose. Also very common in the Doctor world to diagnose a man with this syndrome
Did you see Dr. Pat’s wang? It reminds me of a bull moose cock (BMC)!
by Blamski man January 14, 2021
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Mooselookmeguntic

Old Soviet rifle that upstart gunsmiths like to practice on and modify.
Did you see the mag wheels and fuzzy dice that Nate put on that Mooselookmeguntic rifle ?!?
by Bigbrothathunda!!! May 20, 2020
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hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
by Flip Chick September 9, 2006
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mooselick

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.
Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!
by M Scott July 11, 2006
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Moosecow

A mixture between a moose and a cow. Moosecows can vary in looks, but it can be usually be identified as a tauntaun in the movie "Star Wars".
I rode my very own moosecow today to school.
by teenietinyteen July 8, 2011
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Moose Cock

jimmy was telling his how the window got broke and Dad replies " the the biggest moose cock story I ever heard !!"
by dionysis October 23, 2003
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