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Montrose PA

Taint of the world. Completely useless town filled with old people rambling about their 50 year old hunting stories. So small, that if you happen to blink while driving by you will probably miss it. It is said to be the cleanest town in America, for the simple fact that people won't throw their shit on the ground because they dont want their garbage to get dirty.
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Montrose PA
by Johnnnnnny19 March 4, 2009
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Mantrol

A Zen-like male state - totally focussed. The art of keeping it together, by applying male intuition and skill to master any situation, ensuring everything is always sweet as.
The AB's showed Mantrol in 1987 when they won the Rugby World Cup. Will they show Mantrol in 2011?

A hole in one on the mini golf course, is a Mantrol moment.

A man who cultivates his beard to be like a Woolly Mammoth, is an expert in facial Mantrol.
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Montrose

Montrose aka Verdugo City is located above Glendale and below La Canada/La Crescenta. The people who live in this area are the people who cant afford to live in La cCanada/La Crescenta and Glendale.

If you live in Montrose you are either:

Old

A skater
A stoner
A stoner who skates
Married with Children
or a teenager with no life.

Marijuana aka Kush is very easy to get and is smoked all day by teenagers and adults alike. The Glendale Police inhabit this area and also the surrounding cities. One word to describe these cops is "Wow."

Wow.
Damn im faded as fuck, I love monTROSE

Trose?

Everyone is dry

Bong rips in the hood (of trose)
by Montrose Resident May 3, 2009
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beast mongrol

someone who is a slut, whore and hits on other people's boyfriends. has a number of diseases from playing around and is very ugly.
traci johnson is one hell of a beast mongrol.
by PICKACHU February 3, 2005
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Montrel

Montrel well be easily become your best friend. Thay have a great personality and are crazy about every thing. Thay have a cool head most of the time and can kick ass.
The guy in the store is a total Montrel you know
by big goofy March 6, 2019
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Mongrol

(Ethnic/Slur slur) a person so heavily racially mixed that even he doesn't know what he is.
John: So, are you proud of your Irish roots?
Some friend: I never said i am irish.
John: what are you? You once told me you were Irish, then americunt, then asain, then black
Some friend: I don't know as well
John: damn, you really are a Mongrol...
by Pajcho October 30, 2023
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Montrose, PA

A quiet little town with cute little shops and a low crime rate. People complain about what Montrose has to offer, but never mention the fact it is conveniently located 20 minutes from Binghamton, New York and 30 minutes from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Montrose is a great place to raise a family. It is a secure, safe town with friendly people and barely any traffic. Montrose has low pollution rates, trails to bike or hike, lakes, a great outdoors scene in general, and many little festivals like the Blueberry Festival and the Chocolate and Wine festival. The only downfall of Montrose are the young haters who think they belong in Cali ( more like Jersey). If they don't like Montrose, then leave. Surprise surprise, they can't, because they wasted their highschool education getting drunk, getting high, getting abortions, and writing bunk rhymes. Or, they are just plan lazy.
Montrose, PA is the perfect place to raise a family. It is nestled inbetween two cities, and people who work hard either towards a satisfying career or towards an education can find jobs in areas with a low cost of living. Montrose has a lot to offer if you have a little imagination and a little bit of energy.

Overall, Montrose is a nice town with nice people, but everywhere you go you will run into the occasionally "my life sucks because of Montrose, not because I'm a loser."

(i.e the previous definition about Montrose was written by one of these haters who probably can't remember the last time they read a book)
by TheTruthMatters January 10, 2011
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