montezuma voodoo 

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.

He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.

montezuma voodoo by lord January 17, 2005

montrezzzy 

Montrezzzy is the best rapper in the K

I wish i could be like Montrezzzy

montrezzzy by Montrezzzy May 20, 2022

Rachel Montez Collins 

The prettiest girl in the world

I was like damn that "Rachel Montez Collins" girl is HOT

Rachel Montez Collins by Keenan11 August 22, 2011

Montezuma's Mouthwashed 

When a guy ATM's a girl after she has eaten a bunch of spicy food. Burning her mouth from last nights spicy dinner

Last night i montezuma's mouthwashed that girl from the mexican food resteraunt. She got burned twice!

Montezuma's Mouthwashed by durangokickflip June 17, 2011

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

Montezuma's Mustache by jean anyon July 30, 2008

Montrez 

A weird, funny, attractive and extremely horny individual. He has a way with women, and is liked by all among him. He is very understanding and laid back as well. His dick isn't that big, but he makes up for it with confidence and humor.

Girl- " hey, did you see montrez today? "
Boy- " yea. Why? "

Girl- "just wondering because I'm gonna get him to come to my house this weekend for some alone time. ; )

Montrez by ycigcgciyhcutc October 11, 2018

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by Reed May 5, 2006