montenegro

A country with the most pollluted beaches on earth, making Bosnia's kilometer or so of coastline look like paradies compared to it.

Tourist: What the hell is this green slime on it?

Vlah: Welcome to Montenegro.

by Jasna February 14, 2004

montenegro

If there are any americans describing Montenegro here, they are liars. I drove a military escort to the border of Montenegro and americans aren't allowed in that country.

Starting five miles out, you'll see signs that say, "Turn back americans, you are 5 miles from the montenegro border." Then 4 miles, 3, 2, and so on.

by Former Soldier. May 25, 2010

Montenegro

a country that was called serbia at first then changed to yugoslavia and now is called serbia & montenegro. most of the women there are fuckin ugly as hell, they suck ass at soccer, vlade divac and stojakovic cant play worth shit and the it is a third world country and is communist....

man Montenegro blows and the women are ugly...lets go to Croatia...

by Robert June 16, 2004

monteen

Monteen is a wonderful girl who will rock your world in public, and private. She is smart, funny, and kind. If you meet a Monteen don't let her go, she is a great friend and a great girlfriend!

Girl 1: OMG! Derek broke up with me!
Girl 2: Go talk to Monteen, she can help!

by qwertyuuuuuu January 18, 2018

monteen

a fun loving bean who is probably thicc and has really shiny hair.

Monteen will. is a badass bitch.

by quirkyburque May 1, 2018

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

Montenegrin

Definitions:
1. Balkan Mexicans (most common usage)
2. Lazy
3. Black People who live in Mountains

Randy: Is Nizic a montenegrin?
Jesse: Yeah jigaboo, but is he a montenegrin, a 'montenegrin', or a "montenegrin"?
Randy: Dunno

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025