monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

manstriss

A married homosexual man with a male partner on the side.

Joe: Are you going straight home after work?

Casey: No, I'm going to my manstriss' house instead.

by Rodg2002 September 18, 2014

Monstresso

A monster espresso.

Usually consisting of 6 or more espressos combined into one.

Hey man did you hear Jeffrey drank a monstresso yesterday?

No way, how did his heart not stop?

by The Essentialist February 11, 2021

Monstrous gurgle

When your brushing your teeth when all of the sudden you choke on the toothpaste and you gurgle it in your throat and it slowly builds up and you foam out the mouth as if you had rabies

“Yo this morning I had a monstrous gurgle”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Monstricide

Monstricide is a form of exposing or the murdering of child groomers, human tackifiers, and animal abusers of these individuals for their disgusting acts against humanity itself, this originated from the Youtuber Mamamax who is an infamous Youtuber who hunts down and exposes pedophile's on social media for their sick acts.

Person 1: Want to commit some Monstricide?

Person 2: Let's go fucking hunting then.

by Luxuria17 June 7, 2022

nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck

dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral

by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009

Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.

Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011