poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.

Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"

by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

poorch monkey

A derogatory term for a black guy.

"Hey, look at those damn poorch monkeys dealing dope"

by EricDude April 28, 2008

Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.

" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"

by Icebergy November 13, 2020

Poon Monkey

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!

"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"

by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010

poop monkey

1. a peice of poop that may remind you of a monkey
2. a monkey that has poop smeared over it

1. dude, i just laid a poop monkey in the toilet!
2. oh man, did you see that poop monkey at the zoo?

by shove it up my butt October 3, 2006

poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024

money poop

When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)

It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe

by Jolley71717 October 31, 2013