monkey

Someone who isn't quite as smart as humans, and has ape like qualities such as big ears and a small brain. This very often describes the President of the United States.

George W. Bush is a monkey.

by ihavenothingbettertodo September 3, 2005

monkey

The most kick ass animal in the world, can be know to throw poo and eat bannanas (also known as a chris)

wow look at that monkey!... AAAAAAGH!! i have poo in my eye!

by pigdog312 July 14, 2006

monkey

A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.

Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?

A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?

by Monkey Lover July 8, 2004

monkey

dirty dirty black people

that damn monkey is standin outside of my house, im callin the cops.

by keter ping October 30, 2007

monkey

a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.

I can't be bothered to do this shit, let the monkey do it.

by Gary May 1, 2003

monkey

A derogatory term for a black person. Refers to blacks as being less intelligent, primitive, less evolved, etc.

Look at that stupid monkey trying to rob that bank.

by Thriced May 16, 2007

monkey

furry mammal found in trees.

hey is that a monkey on your back?

by Anonymous January 28, 2003