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Jew Mongler

Someone who acts like a Jewish person, but in fact isn't Jewish.
A man or woman who is as greedy as like a Jewish person.
Ex1. Oliver refuses to donate his own money for the Haiti Relief.

"Oliver, stop being such a Jew Mongler!"

Ex2. Jason shops at Walmart to save himself time and money. Jason is in fact, a Jew Mongler.

Ex3. Chase and Horace are sharing a book to study from. Chase pulls the book closer to him so HE can read it better. Chase is in the act of being a Jew Mongler
by PolishJew February 3, 2010
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Mongler

The word mongler means, thief or to steal.
"the mongler mongled my mongling utensils"
by Sid Haltiwanger May 13, 2008
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m0nglord

n. : a adept or master of the art and science of m0nging. One whose sources are so vast and varied, that their m0ng appears to form a pr0n singularity.
"HawtCawk is a m0nglord from alt.sex.shaved.clam, whose m0ng is so large, it appears he has finally got an example of every starlet in San Bernadino."
by blindjester January 20, 2003
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Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds
Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
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penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition
Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u
by Masturbate March 10, 2008
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doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous
by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019
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Cock Mongler

A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.
Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010
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