mong rider

A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.

A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider

by oneworddefinition August 17, 2011

Manga Readers

Bitches who never know how to shut the fuck up.

Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone

by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021

train mong

People who travel on trains and are utterly oblivious to anyone or anything in their immediate vicinity. They annoy all the time just by being in the same carriage and frankly should be culled.

Who the fuck is making all the noise licking crisp salts off their fingers? Oh yea, it's another fucking train mong.

by Ow See April 19, 2018

Monia

Monia is an amazing, cute and adorable girl! She likes to laugh on literally everything, she’s so funny and cool. Monia have an amazing smile, you won’t mind searching for funny jokes just to see her smile. She’s so pretty too. Most of the times she’s very mysterious, but if she trusted you then you’re special. Don’t mess with monia, trust me you don’t want that to happen. She’s very honest too!

Ahmed:Ay bro you know Monia?
Ali: the cute girl with that amazing unforgettable smile?
Ahmed: yeah bro!

Noor: I am so lucky that Monia is my friend! She is so amazing!
Zain: you know, I really do need a monia in my life!
Noor: yes you do!!

by Sm1:) February 4, 2020

Mong Bix

The practise of smoking cannabis through a bong while under the influence of ketamine.

This is a rather intense high, somewhat psychedelic, and sometimes even enjoyable.
The name is a bastardisation of the term Bong Mix, re-arranged so because this activity is known to cause severe episodes of monging out completely.

Bonging and snorting Ketamine together is called Mong Bix, and its fucking intense.

by Fludence May 25, 2010

Mong Out

To relax but in an entirely unproductive manner. Essentially sit in you own filth and do nothing useful.

Not today man, I just need to mong out for a while.

by Lolence April 17, 2019

Mona

Means ‘wish’ or ‘unreachable desire’ in Arabic, and means ‘noble one’ in Irish. Mona’s name defenition doesn’t lie; she is and unreachable wish to many of those in her life. Mona has a low confidence, but little does she know every guy and girl obsesses over her. Mona is a woman with a heart full of dreams, and a headfull of thoughts. Since her mind is constantly buzzing with multiple things, she has major anxiety, which she hides from almost everyone. Mona tries to hide her true feelings by making jokes and laughing all her pain off; but she is quietly breaking inside. Most of the time Mona is very hopeful and optimistic, but every once in a while she’ll go crazy.

Mona is one of the most loyal and lovable people you will EVER meet, so you have to keep her close. Mona is also incredibly attractive and beautiful, but remains humble about her looks; She seduces every man around her without even knowing it. Lastly, Mona is a very creative soul with ideas that she wants to use to change up the world

“I love mona”

“She’s a total mona”

by Lover of nothing February 24, 2018