- Look what I've built recently, what do you think?
- It's great! What's your business model?
- Hmmm ... I need to work on the Monetization plan?
- It's great! What's your business model?
- Hmmm ... I need to work on the Monetization plan?
by ryaneof July 02, 2021
A minii size female.
That is flawless in everyway, and could never look ugly.
Some one you will forget.. And not love after you two are over.. She's care less to other people's feelings , and is very self centered. Careful now. She's bipolar as FUCK too.
That is flawless in everyway, and could never look ugly.
Some one you will forget.. And not love after you two are over.. She's care less to other people's feelings , and is very self centered. Careful now. She's bipolar as FUCK too.
by Hmm abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwsyz December 03, 2009
by Tana mongeau January 13, 2018
A term given to a female who looks good from a distance but not so good close up, just like a Claude Monet painting.
by jordybo June 04, 2012
A women who look good from a far, but once you get close, you will be disappointed. A women who has a wondering eye. Who always fights temptation and losses. A women who needs constant attention from different men to keep her happy. A player with a weak game and a bad liar.
by Johnnydebits February 03, 2010
(mo-NAY) The last name of the founder of impressionist painting, Claude Monet, whose paintings were beautiful from a distance, but were nothing more than thousands of little dots when you looked closer. When you describe a person as "a Monet," you're saying that the bomb-ass hottie across the room only looks good from a distance, and their fugly-factor increases exponentially as they approach you. This effect is often amplified by poor lighting, and intoxication--circumstances often found in most bars and night clubs. Failure to recognize a Monet can result in a Coyote Ugly moment the following morning when you wake up in bed next to the freak show terror you mistakenly took home the night before.
You: "Fuck, dude! Look at that fine piece of ass over there! I wanna tap that tonight!"
Friend: "Hell nah man, she's a Monet! Trust me...I made that mistake earlier!"
Friend: "Hell nah man, she's a Monet! Trust me...I made that mistake earlier!"
by Havyk April 17, 2015
When A guy and a girl are in the act of making love and the guy decides to take a shit on her chest. As the shit is halfway out He puts his ass on her chest and makes a painting motion.
by Heffy020202020000 June 03, 2009