mondegreen

A misheard song lyric. A symptom of word"kiss this guy" syndrome/word

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

mandigo

it's the man's private part

you have a big mandigo, papi

by Zacho27 July 5, 2006

monkdigger

a guy that hits on a girl but is extremly grimey and greasy and really has no chance in hell.
usually ove 245 lbs with a starwars or other comicon shirt on.

also usually uses very corny and over used pickup lines that get completly dissed by hot chicks.

hot chick2: ew look at that guy he's such a monkdigger

monkdigger: hello gorgeous, did it hurt.

hot chick1: uhh did what hurt?

monkdigger: when you fell from heaven?

**hot chick1&2 walk away**

hot chick1: omg your right he was disgusting

by swallow$ August 9, 2009

Mandigger

A person who uses another persons social status for their own benefit.

Mo is a mandigger

by Tensa Zangetsu March 19, 2017

mandigan

A cardigan designed for men. Combination of the two words 'man' and 'cardigan'.

Can be referred to as 'mandy'.

Check out my new mandigan - do I look cool in it?

by smurray444 December 9, 2008

mondagreen

the misunderstanding of song lyrics

mondagreen is mis-hearing song lyrics
eg,
"all my luggage, i will give to you"
instead of
"all my loving, i will give to you" -(beatles, all my loving)

by anndy September 11, 2005

monsignor boner

when you are recieving oral sex from a girl, you pull out of her mouth as you are about to orgasm, then, you make a cross on her forehead with your cum, smack her in the face with your dick, then run out of the room and run around pretend bases and slide headfirst into home plate

Dave got a rugburn sliding into home after he monsignor bonered that chick

by razzledazzlebazzlecazzle May 16, 2006