homophone 

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

homophone by Dylan February 22, 2005

Homophone 

1. Two words that sound the same.

2. Stupid or Unappealing

Teacher: Jim you are getting a D- on your report
Jim: Yo thats homophone!

Homophone by W1nh4m573r July 5, 2008

Homophone 

The same thing as a homophobe, being homophobic; the hating of gay people etc.

That girl is so homophone!
I heard her talking about John and calling him a fag! Yeah she’s homophone!

Homophone by gothchic666 November 24, 2017

Tomophone 

(noun) A human, attempting to play jazz (music) and humour people on the internet, but failing to do so, which results in more hillarious outcomes.

Man, you absolutely tomophoned that skit, you dickhead.

Tomophone by Kanye Insurmountabliousness March 31, 2011

Homophone 

1. A person who has a weak, fey or meek demeanour and little to no social skills who works hard at education.

2. One who is both homosexual and studious. A bookish gay or a gay nerd.

3.One of two or more words, such as bare and bear, that are pronounced the same but have a different meaning, origin, and often spelling.

"Did you see him boning up in the library? What a homophone!"

Examples of celebrities who often plays homophone characters include: Steve Coogan, Andy Dick & Crispin Glover.

Homophone by Setkino October 5, 2007

Tomophone 

5/10 times, you don't enjoy touching cock.

The other times, you do.

It'll make sense once u've taken it up the arse.

tomophone takes it up the arse, 5/10 times.

Tomophone by Dr Dr tomophone March 31, 2011

Momophobic 

The intense and unchangeable hatred and loathing of Momo Tauchi. Kira Waldman embodies this sentiment more than any other human.

Caleb: “I cannot believe how much Kira hates Momo”
Noah: “I know! She is so momophobic”

Momophobic by phed_fan November 17, 2020