forbidden mombo

When someone over 18 has sex with a minor

damn me and that chick sick boned!
Dude shes 17.
thats why we did the forbidden mombo!

by Chris "mombo" January 30, 2008

deep dish mombo combo

The deep dish mombo combo is when you eat a pizza, shit, jerk, and then shower. It’s the best of ALL worlds.

Brad - “Yo dad order a pizza so we can both do a deep dish mombo combo.”

by Jaccauley May 1, 2019

mommunist

A teenager or young adult who requires their mother's input on nearly every decision they make.

John is a total mommunist. His mom packed his bag for the road trip.

by anonymous101lol July 27, 2014

rhombus your mombus

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction

Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.

Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus

Derek: You already had my dad

by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007

BLACK MOMBA

to take your penis and slap somebody in the face with it

Dude! Last night i totally black momba'd you when you were sleeping!

by BWAY! October 4, 2004

momcuff

A mom holding a kid's hands/writsts/elbows behind their back while pushing them out of a door.

The step before givin' a whoopin'

A kid was misbehaving at the bowling alley and his mom momcuffed him muttering "I've had enough of you"

"If you don't get out that door, I'm gonna momcuff you"

by OX4DLNS September 28, 2009

Momturbate

To masturbate while sexually fantasizing about one's own mother.

Ignacio: I always feel so guilty after I momturbate on Friday nights.
Jose: You should, bro. That's nasty!
Ignacio: I know man, but she has such firm, voluptuous, mouth-watering knockers!
Jose: O_o

by wiseagle101 April 6, 2015