Mombeast

Originated in Johnstown Pennsylvania. A mombeast is a mother, who doesn't take any crap from anyone. She is a unique mother, who will do just about anything for any kid, but if you make her mad, watch out! She typically will use a Swiffer, mop, or fly-swatter to get her point across. She is a strong, independent woman who you should be scared of.

That woman there, she is a mombeast!!!

by CStefan September 14, 2009

Mombo

A dance your mom does in efforts to be cool.

Uh oh shes doing the mombo.

by Lucy Sel June 15, 2017

mombutt

Mombutt happens almost immediately after the birth of a ladies first child. The hips widen from birth, stretching the cheeks to appear much flatter. There will be a slight upside-down heart shape starting a the center crack. That outlining will sink back down into the thigh with the finish of every step. Mombutt may deviate, but will always start with the presence of Mompants.

mombutt

by World's Greatest Mom July 6, 2009

Mombitch

A mom who signs off a child into a service and abandons them without out saying goodbye

She left without saying goodbye, fucking mombitch

by Licet Aliena May 19, 2018

Mombies

New moms wandering about in a hormone-addled, sleep-deprived stupor.

Wow. look at those Mombies wandering around over there. Wow.

by johnnyreub April 29, 2014

momback

a verbal instruction, guiding a driver of a truck/trailer in reverse. Literally meaning, "come on back." Originally from a racist joke about a garbage truck, e.g. What has 4 wheels, 2 legs and goes Momback? (or something like that)

driver: " I can't see the dumpster we gotta pick up. Can u get out and do the Mombacks?"
passenger: NP ... momback, momback, cut the wheel to teh left ... straighten out ... cool ... momback and ur good.
STOP DAMMIT!"

by Syntax Police July 18, 2010

Mombury's

The name given to your parent's house when going there for the purpose of taking food from their fridge and cupboards when you are in need of shopping but low on money.

Like Sainsburys but free - also known as Momco's

You have no food in the house and no money to go food shopping so you go to your parents house to stock up on essensials such as bread, butter and tins of food etc.

Mombury's - Like Sainsburys but free.

by Jokor July 7, 2009