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Mom's spaghetti 

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni
You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝
Mom's spaghetti by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021

mom's spaghetti 

To choke in a pressure situation. To fail to deliver on expectations when it becomes time to perform, often due to nervousness or lack of experience.

Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."
Joe Z often boasts about his poetic prowess, but when it comes to performing in front of an audience he's always mom's spaghetti.
mom's spaghetti by Carlos Valencia December 13, 2008

mom's boobs 

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!
if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut
mom's boobs by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

mom's spaghetti 

Originally from "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. "Mom's spaghetti" is used at the end of a long speech or explanation.
Steve: "We need to grow as people in order to truly grow as a society. From time and time again, we have failed to provide the basic needs to human beings and because so, there are many that die preventable deaths. One day we will outgrow this trend and become truly divine creatures; mom's spaghetti."

Mom's Bike 

(moms-bike) Noun- A bicycle that is owned by someone's mom which does not have a seat, but instead a rusty metal pole. To ride the bike would be to insert the rusty metal pole into the ass hole, and to start pedaling. Used as an insult to an opposed person either for fun or with great insult to express total disrespect. Also used to express a person, thing, or group that is not cool, tending to be unoriginal.
FUCK!...this is mom's bike!
Mom's Bike by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010

Mom's Burning Aroma 

Band from Panama City, Florida. Awesome punk-rock band. The members are Tyler, Luke, and David. They have so much talent its almost sickening. Write frickin' awesome songs. Such songs include "I Hate the Flintstones" and "Panama Shitty."
Kid 1: Did you see that MBA show last night?
Kid 2: No
Kid 1: They kick your ass, my ass, and everyone else in the city's asses.
Mom's Burning Aroma by xInsipidx January 8, 2005