moke

Mob muscle.

When Guido fell behind his payment schedule the loan sharks sent over the mokes for a tune-up.

by Anton Chigurh January 8, 2009

moke

(As a noun)- A Mario joke.
(As a verb)- The act of making a Mario joke.

Mario mokes.

Mokes make me pee my pants.

To moke is only for the most of hilarious of individuals.

If Mario keeps moking, I think I'll cry.

by Mari-yo-yo December 12, 2010

moke

A backhand slap directed towards male reproductive organs. Usually found amongst gatherings of teen boys.

omg I just gave George a moke that made him cry.

by The_Deej February 12, 2009

Mokes

Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS

E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.

by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010

moke

The act of smoking marijuana.

Hey man, do you want to moke?

by Jesus January 10, 2004

Moke

A form of broken English that Hawaii residents use on a daily basis formed when The Islands were stolen from the natives and slowly transitioned into a part of the USA

Proper: Hello friend how are your wife and kids?
MOKE: Sawwp ma baddah still slavin it ahh.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

moke

Poor quality Cocaine that is mixed with powdered Methamphetamine to attain a stronger high. There is an obvious degradation in quality but the price stays the same as it is usually sold on the streets.

Friend 1: I don't know about this gram man...my nose is already bleeding and feels like it's on fire.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.

by Boytigra February 27, 2009