moises

A manipulative illegal immigrant who repairs homes and plays with women's hearts. He only loves married women who are citizens in hopes of getting a green card. He will go to any extreme to manipulate a woman even using his own mother and father. When all else fails he simply beats them to get his way with them.

Can that dude get alot of chics?
Only if he turns his Moises on.

by LaMigra71 November 2, 2010

Moises

Moises is rude, loud, obnoxious boy with dark hair and eyes who spends his class time finding ways to annoy the people around him.

"He's such a brat, he must be a Moises"

by #THETRUTHREAPER June 30, 2018

Moises

A guy that is very cute but is gay. He doesn't seem gay at first but then when you have a conversation with a Moises you will realize how gay he is. A lot of girls will have a crush on a Moises without knowing that he is gay. FEMALES DO NOT DATE A MOISES, YOU WILL ONLY REALIZE THAT HE IS GAY AND BE HEARTBROKEN.

I used to have a crush on him, but then I realized that he was a Moises

by OH YEEESSSS PAPI February 12, 2019

Moises

Rude,disrespectful,annoying and mean he will say whatever gets you mad he will be extra if you ever meet one beat him uppp he will ruin your friendships and relationships.

Moises is annoying

by Luciana.Spence November 6, 2019

Moises

He is baby jesus he can split you in half . He has a microscopic pp. HE is trash on fortnite

Moises has a small penis

by youngdagerdict November 27, 2018

Moises

A man that is Transgender and likes to fuck cows with his monster 1inch cock.He Also loves gay music but cant stand when men jerk him off

Man:Hey dude dont jack me off im moises

Person 1:did you see that monster cock
Person 2:No
Person 1:Thats moises for you

by Huppyfucky November 6, 2018

Moises

A moises is a gay guy who is not only annoying but a monkey and has a small peen and has big ears and grinds call of duty but it’s still worse than angel

Girl; what’s a moises
Moises; I’m Gay!

by Dad angel February 15, 2020