Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subrscribe to the cultural or relational norms of monogamy, but is not deceptive or irresponsible in their relationships.

I was swiping through Tinder and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018

Mondogamous

Adjective. Refers to someone who likes a particular dog, but has no affection for dogs in general. Often applies to a recovering cat person.

"Of course I love Sugar; but you can forget about bringing another dog in here. I am strictly mondogamous."

by Davedsmia January 24, 2010

monogamout

A monogamous relationship that is never going to last.

She's in a monogamout relationship that will soon end.

by Dash_Rip_Rock December 14, 2008

monogamous

The condition of only playing one game or one genre.

"He won't play anything but Half-Life, he's such a monogamous wierdo."

by Prof. Ace Hole May 10, 2003

monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...

Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.

by Todd May 5, 2005

monogamous goose

Clayton Hughes

- Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!

by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004

Super straight Monogamous

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.

- do you want to go on a date with me?

- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.

by Sezamaz March 11, 2021