Procrastinatory Motivation

Being motivated to do anything but homework

I developed procrastinatory motivation to clean my room since I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow.

by D low2081 March 8, 2011

guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.

by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008

Meditation

A process of focusing one’s attention in a certain manner which can create profound mind-altering states. Used in one form or another by nearly every culture in history, but today most associated with the religious traditions of South and East Asia.

Commonly done today for spiritual reasons, but not always. Practiced by hipsters, hindus, high schoolers, recovering drug addicts, asians, your friend that is into yoga, your friend from work, and your friend in their mystical vegetarian Buddhist college phase.

Meditation can involve several methods, including focus on vision, breathing, repetition, and sound. When practiced enough, it can result in altered brain functioning, mental disassociation, hallucinations, extreme pleasure, inner calm, mystical experiences, and improved concentration.

Meditation is trendy, but its serious practice and effects are still poorly understood.

My friend has been practicing meditation for a few months because of her Buddhism class; she said that she saw her past lives, but I think she just had too much weed yesterday.

by ChainArmor712 November 4, 2019

moderation

The ability to exercise self-control while enforcing one's will power to resist certain situations a person puts themselves in too often.

Sifl demonstrates the use of moderation by passing on a puff puff give give every other time.

by die-nough-soar July 2, 2003

microsoft meditation moment

waiting for a computer to reboot

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"

by Daniel Trivin August 22, 2006

meditation

It is not to clear your mind off all things but one. It is to clear your mind of all things. To focus on the lack of thoughts that come between thoughts, and to lengthen this period to several minutes, even hours. It is only then that you can truly listen to your inner self. If you are focusing on a tree or a flower, you cannot focus on your inner self.

Meditation is something that is very misunderstood by westerners.

by A. Freak April 30, 2006

liquid motivation

Any caffeinated beverage from which one derives the motivation to continue studying (i.e. coffee, energy drinks). Especially relevant to graduate/law/medical students.

"Without ample amounts of liquid motivation last night, I'd never have been able to get through all that material."

by chris del SuFu June 16, 2007