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Medical Marijuana

High quality marijuana for medicinal use grown by experienced growers AKA "Stoners that know wtf they are doing" and sold to what are called "med. clinics, the clinic, cannabis club, etc" Alot of people think Medical marijuana is just government grown marijuana and its fake but, i have news for all you idiots. Its real and, its fantastic. you are missing out.
Ricky: I want some of that medical marijuana. Let's get some hash from THE CLINIC!
Joe: Lets go. im going to get Northern lights hash, God's gift purple and some bubble kush today.
by Ricky M. July 20, 2006
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medical school

Two long miserable years of boring science followed by two more years of witnessing the human body's ultimate betrayal, followed by 4 more years of A) trying to get away from all the horrible needy freaks (including workers AND patients) and B) trying not to get caught when you make mistakes.
I went to medical school because I wanted to help people, and all I got was this lousy student loan.
by mjrn January 18, 2006
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medical school entrance exam

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
YO, DID YOU GO TO TO medical school entrance exam SO YOU CAN Rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect,

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
by lesser of 2 eviles November 19, 2015
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Medical Examiner

Someone who is medically qualified and investigates deaths occurring under unusual or suspicious circumstances. Often this involves autopsies as well as some investigation similar to a forensics major.
"Didn't you hear? Mariah got her doctorate and became a medical examiner. Now she works in a morgue!"
by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018
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Medical Grifter

A confidence artist that is usually perceived as knowledgeable about any range of subjects merely for earning or adopting the Title of "Doctor", when in reality, they are speaking well outside of their scope of expertise. Most commonly found in; The Entertainment Industry, Politics, New Age Medicine, Chiropractic, and Publishing. Examples include: Dr. Rand Paul, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Doctor Phil, Dr. Drew Pinski.
Dr. Drew, the medical grifter, got censured by the medical board again, he was giving bad advice on television, and may lose his license.
by bentslightly December 26, 2021
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Truman Medical

You get so blacked out drunk or drugged and you wake up in Truman Medical Center.
Was drugged when I went out on Friday the 13th I woke up in Truman Medical Center.
by Montana August 15, 2015
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Medical student

A person living off coffee, ramen and sleep deprivation in order to become a better health expert.
Why's Mark looking so tired?

It's normal. He's a medical student.
by Why_can't_I_leave_this_empty January 10, 2019
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