Modem-puller

1. One whose only sexual conquest to date is a computer modem.
2. One who uses a modem as an aid to masterbation or wanking.

1. Look at that computer goon, i bet he is a modem-puller.
2. Oh damn, my modem didnt survive me pleasuring myself while watching Captain Janeway. Must give up modem-pulling.

by PistolPete September 24, 2004

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003

Modem-puller

A chronic lagger; especially in an online game such as Warcraft III. Usually having to do with the likelihood that the lagger is using a dial-up connection (56k or less) and may also be downloading music or something while playing the game, thereby taxing the connection beyond all reasonableness. Hence: modem PULLER.

Coined by scron on battle.net

That guy is such a modem-puller, he lags the game so much.

by Koby_Fish July 2, 2004

modem

male reproductive organs.

ooh i bet that modem of yours has a lot of RAM...

by modemlvr99 September 19, 2005

modem

Mostly dust.

"This modem is mostly dust."

by moo October 8, 2003

Modem

A Word Billy Roberts aka Bishy Knows Nothing About

Billy: Sir, What Is A Modem?
Teacher: PMSL
Students: You Are A Dumb Fuck Billy

by Paul 'Scotty 2 Hotty' Scott January 12, 2005

Modem Thug

1. A complete badass on the internet, but a coward in person. Insults people online, but acts completely phony in IRL. A person with twitter fingers.
2. A kick ass band.

You’re nothing but a modem thug. You insult me online, but have nothing to say in person.

by Ludejawlabs June 9, 2019