Cinco de Moustache

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.

Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.

by FreshBooks March 13, 2008

Moustache Pete

An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.

Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'

by illuminatiagt May 27, 2009

Moustache Weight

A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.

Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!

by pandasmash December 17, 2011

community moustache ride

multiple riders on a single handlebar moustache

Did you bring your pass!? The moustache leaves in five minutes via Burt Reynold's community moustache ride.

by C. Sampson March 16, 2009

soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.

Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.

by gramaticon July 21, 2008

jobstacle

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.

Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.

by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009

barcode moustache

When a man attempts to grow a moustache but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it looks like a barcode

Is that a crisp packet stuck to your lip or did you mean to grow a barcode moustache?

by DipDive July 15, 2016