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Mismember

To Misremember. To remember a detail of an event or conversation incorrectly.
FRIEND: Dude! You promised!

YOU: Sorry man, No I didn't. You just mismember our conversation.
by Brindlewolf January 21, 2009
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MLSE

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as MLSE is a disgrace to sports.

If MLSE got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that MLSE cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.
by Ron Wilson's Lover Brian Burke November 2, 2011
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mlsek

A dark place in the void with no escape and infinite pain without end the only person known to survive this place was chuck norris
Mlsek AHHHHH**HHH** HHHHHH*HHHH*
by Mlsek the god of the void October 4, 2019
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Ellen McSmellen

a massive oompa loompa looking girl who is always half laughing for no apparent reason. shes always farting and smelling her own farts. she is dream sexual and dream gender because she is just so obsessed with the dream smp, its getting weird. she look like a shrekussy and is rlly not rolling with the lgbt. she is not v nice bc she is very smelly and is always going around signing mask and change your clothes. shes ur worst nightmare. she also says her pronouns are dream/dream self. shes so weird
Oh that girl is so weird

Shes such an Ellen Mcsmellen
by flowersgrow January 27, 2022
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mesmeric

1. Referring to anything related to Mesmerism as defined and studied by Anton Mesmer. A form of energy manipulation similar to the medical use of Qigong.

2. Known to put people into a zoned-out trance state, it also refers to anything that is captivating in a way that makes you lose concentration on your surrounding besides that one thing.
The woman was put into a mesmeric trance before they began the operation.

His voice is so amazing, it's almost mesmeric.
by Kichara August 18, 2010
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mismerized

Mesmerized to the point of misery. Variant spelling of miserized.
Patricia was mismerized when she learned the word miserized wasn't in the dictionary.
by Meehaul Whamilton July 29, 2010
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mesmerized

i mesmerized my experience to Bangkok.
by S42M June 6, 2016
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