The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.
Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.
by BNoles November 10, 2009
Get the Wad Mitts mug.Leader of the Goonswarm Federation and Clusterf*ck Coalition in EVE Online. Also runs a news webpage about the game.
Cited by many as a cyberbully and sperglord.
Also cited as a tyrannical but effective leader.
Cited by many as a cyberbully and sperglord.
Also cited as a tyrannical but effective leader.
1) Did you see The Mittani's latest article? Man that guy is such a sperglord, he needs to calm down with the blow!
2) Holy crap I made fun of Mittani's haircut. He's sent 50 catalyst spaceships to harass me now.
2) Holy crap I made fun of Mittani's haircut. He's sent 50 catalyst spaceships to harass me now.
by Anthix September 4, 2014
Get the The Mittani mug.Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
by Neezplz January 9, 2010
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Mittsumi/Mittsu
An absolutely cute girl from twitter!
Great at drawing and is addicted to this ship called AmeSame.
She's fun to be with and being with her is a guaranteed happy time!
An absolutely cute girl from twitter!
Great at drawing and is addicted to this ship called AmeSame.
She's fun to be with and being with her is a guaranteed happy time!
Person: "did you see Mittsumi's new post?"
Person 2: "is it AmeSame related?"
Person: "duh! Of course it is! It's the best ship in the world!"
Person 2: "is it AmeSame related?"
Person: "duh! Of course it is! It's the best ship in the world!"
by SomeBoringGuy July 5, 2021
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