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missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.
by shane2012 November 8, 2009
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Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.
Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity
by plmgr July 27, 2010
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missedkenamine

i respect my friend named missedkenamine
by Maddison10101 July 15, 2021
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Jakey Missers GDM

A gdm made for loyal Jake-biased engenes. A group of strong, soft and beautiful people that are willing to protect, hype and love Jake from ENHYPEN forever.
Jakey Missers GDM is legendary. Big thanks to Ava, Vee, Elana, Mimi,, Charl, Shane, Sayki, Charmaine, Becks, Inez, Chin, Cean, Aira, Sophia, Angel, Kath, Suzy, Cris, Tiara, Jean, Sammy, Kairi, Rj, Prince JakeEn, and Chi.
by jakehoonsoulmates January 11, 2021
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Missues

When a man has MULTIPLE mommy issues or more than one mommy issue and wants a woman to take care of him like his mother did when he was a boy; so he never has to grow up and be responsible. Sometimes known as Peter Pan Syndrome because they never grow up.
Example of men with “missues” :

Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.

A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.

A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.
Poor Joe, he has missues! I hope he gets help! His wife finally got sick of it and left his lazy ass!

Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her!

Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up!
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
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missed call

(n)
reminder or mobile phone call that acts as a reminder.

The intention of the caller is to remind the receiver of some particular event or task. Generally, the receiver would have made the request for a 'missed call'.

This term originated in India after the mobile boom. The caller identification is a default feature in most of the mobile phones; hence this peculiar use.
Oh! Geeta just gave me a missed call; I was supposed to ring cable operator.
by manju January 27, 2005
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missex

To refer to someone using a word, especially a pronoun or form of address, that does not correctly reflect the biological sex with which they were born. Also written as "mis-sex".
Various media outlets have continued to missex him.
by jouissancepastance March 30, 2019
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