fire a missle

v. To send out an emission of shit from one's poop chute.

"I was late because I forgot to tell Mission Control that I had to fire a missle. Oops, sorry guy."

by blu-paroo December 31, 2004

Meat Missle

A abnormally large member of the male, Larger than average consisting of more than nine inches in length.

Check out james's meat missle,"can we say wow."

by James Fisher August 13, 2006

pork missle

the bologna pony express
a.k.a.- pocket rocket, the pussy pounder, flesh pop, the male genetalia, minus the scrotum, of an outright phallical nature.

Oh shit, oh fuck, the pork missle is armed and ready to blow.

by tommygunz August 30, 2004

Skid Missle

A fart or shart that leaves a stain in your undies

i just dropped a skid missle and need a new pair of panties

by Dustin Pitts October 27, 2008

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

Ass Missles

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

dusty missle

When you do anal with someone and they fire out your dick with explosive diarrhea.

We're going out for Mexican tonight baby. I want me a dusty missle

by Houstonwehaveaproblem April 11, 2016