Mischa

Mischa is a really smart with a great sense of humour. She is usually in love with someone by the name of Jack. If you know a Mischa, never let her leave you, you wont regret it. She an be a bit annoying and mean at times but she will always forgive and forget.

Girl 1: who’s that girl hanging out with Jack?
Me: oh her, yeah that’s Mischa, Jacks girlfriend.

by I-love-a-Tom September 11, 2020

Mischa

The best person and katy fan ever. Yall wish to be her. Bitches. Stream KATYS DISCOGRAPHY

Hey have you seen Mischa today?
Of course i heard her say "stan Katy!" I think ill go stream cozy little Christmas now!

by Maybe if you stanned katy perr November 4, 2019

Mischa

Stop. The asshole of the group. Asocial and annoying. A Mischa usually doesn't pay attention to the important things in life. People never really like a Mischa, mostly because of his cockiness and egotistical behaviour. A Mischa will cut off his friends in order to retain his reputation as the "alfa".

In conclusion, a Mischa is a cocky asshole and nobody likes a Mischa.
Don't be a Mischa.

"He is so annoying and cocky!"

"He must be a Mischa."

by Artemis101 December 23, 2018

mischá

Mischá is a beautiful girl that is wanted by every man who ever meets her, Mischá will look at you with her breathtaking green eyes and you will instantly fall in love, once she enters your life, there’s no going back.

“Mischá is on the way.”

by mcangelx July 7, 2023

Mischa

A cold, unfeeling, sociopathic bitch who will rip out your heart on a religious holiday, ghost you, and make you feel like it was somehow all your fault. Its not all bad though, because two weeks later, she joined the Navy and as soon as you're done with her, you can fuck someone way hotter!

Guy 1: Hey, man. Im really sorry to hear about Mischa.

Guy 2: Its no big deal man. I have a good job and shes out being a baracks-bunny (See Baracks-Bunny).

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

Mischa

Tallest ever.

"If I sleep snug as a bug, can I grow as tall as Mischa?"
"nah"

by I_havenobedtime February 1, 2026

Mischa

The tallest ever

"If I sleep snug as a bug, can I grow tall like Mischa?"
"nah"

by I_havenobedtime February 1, 2026