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The Miami Flu

The flu-like nasal symptoms that result from moderate to heavy consumption of cocaine. The term arose during the 1980s when cocaine exploded upon the United States; Miami, one city of many where cocaine was particularly popular, is a place where the "common cold" rarely occurs. Thus, any person with sniffles in Miami was not sick, but instead recovering from a night or succession of nights use of cocaine. One generally does not feel the symptoms often associated with a cold--such as a fever, aches, and chills; only an extremely stuffed nasal passage.
1984 in New York City:

Robert: -sniff sniff- God damn! I think I'm coming down the Miami flu!

Simon: Well you and that lady friend of yours only did about ten to fifteen lines last night!

Robert: Hahah, I guess I deserve it then!
by Cocaine, Jane November 9, 2009
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miami style

Rolling shirtless / open shirt to a party
Check out Ryan over there rocking miami style to this nice dinner.

Party in the city where the heat is on
by dancefloordale August 23, 2011
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University of Miami

The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.
"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"
by KK October 22, 2004
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Miami Sandstorm

When you pack your butt with as much sand that can fit, then you fart as hard as you can, thus creating a Miami Sandstorm and leaves who ever is around smelling like Miami.
Athena- "Yo gurl i'm about to turn up and Miami Sandstorm you up in this piece" *Farts*
Jillian-"Dang gurl you jus covered me in sand and left me smellin' like Miami"
by OMGItsThatOneDudeStu December 6, 2014
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Miami

The word produced by some predictive texting systems when entering the girls name Noemi on a smartphone.

Miams is sometimes used as a modified form of Miami to denote an additional degree of familiarity.

This in turn leads to the modification of the name Noemi to Noems.
Usage 1:

Some Guy: "You look gorgeous in that blue dress today Miami."
Noemi: "Thank you. It's nothing special, just a regular business dress."

Usage 2:

Some Guy: "Hey Miams, do you fancy meeting up in the park at the weekend?"
Noemi: "I'd love to, but have far too much on this weekend."
Some Guy: "No probs Noems. Maybe another time."
by Clueless Dragon May 22, 2016
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Miami Breakfast

a breakfast consisting of a plate of blow, a cigarette and an alcoholic beverage of choice!
John awoke after a long night of partying in Vegas, only to start the morning off with a line of blow followed by a cigarette and a sip of cognac. (Thus, a Miami Breakfast)
by dmj3882 June 8, 2010
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Teru Mikami

That Teru Mikami is always obsessing over Light!
by ImpishLove January 26, 2010
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