Miracles

the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:

#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos

#crows
# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt

The following are not:

#Fucking Scientists

#Facts

I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

--Insane Clown Posse

by smd_90 April 14, 2010

Miracle

A term used by ICP (Insane Clown Posse) to explain everything that already has a scientific explanation. This includes but is not limited to - fuckin rainbows, pelicans, music, butterflies, and shooting stars.

The fat one: Hey, faggy, how do magnets work?
Faggy2dope: Well, a scientist tried to explain it to me, but he's gotta be lying, I bet it's magic.
The fat one: This shit's a goddamn miracle.

by Witty Name April 13, 2010

Miracle

Sometimes the word miracle is used to explain an event that cannot be readily explained. Usually comes out as a miracle from God.
Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.

The bullet missed me, omg its a miracle.

by Freedom1 December 9, 2008

Miracle

Miracle is a girl that loves to show off but loves her friends and may gossip but she will. Have your back just don't bore her.

Miracle what are u and Katelyn doing this week ?

by Kakay September 28, 2017

Miracle

Miracle she can be very crazy at times, she gets mad easily but she'd warn you before she gets mad... She's a sexual goddess she'd make you drip and leave you asking for more. She's often shy at first but as you get along you'll realize that she's a bitch

Boy: I had a great time with that lady today
Other boy:I bet she's a miracle
Boy: how do you know?

by chubby classic February 5, 2020

miracle

when your night out at the strip club, you went home safe and had one dollar left in the wallet.

I found a dollar in my wallet after night out at hungry I ,that's a fucking miracle !

by sinny L February 19, 2009

miracles

Something that white trash that paint their faces believe in because they're too stupid to make it past 1st grade level science.

I'm a believer in miracles, fuck those motherfuckin scientists, they're lying and getting me pissed!

by Mucking Fagnets June 14, 2010