Minority Report

A sympathetic news story in the wake of criminal or unethical conduct by a minority member highlighting the stress the incident has caused others in the same minority.

The recent shooting at Fort Hood resulted in a spate of minority reports about Muslims in the military from the AP, Reuters, and major media outlets.

by Jamax November 7, 2009

minority report

A white guy who is only interested in chicks of another race, i.e. asians, blacks, and latinos

My friend john is a minority report.

by Jintegrity April 7, 2004

minority priority

A term used to describe what happens when the local government goes out and spends ridiculous amounts of money to 'give everyone a fair chance" and "end discrimination" where really all they're doing is trying to save their asses from getting sued by some whiny parent that bitches about everything by throwing money at the problem so they can say "look we're doing nice things, look at all the nice things, we're broke now, but hey look at how nice we are" the end result is usually something incredibly stupid, that doesn't actually accomplish anything and often time actually has the reverse effect of increasing discrimination and taking chances away from people, it also opens the gate for more lawsuits which leads to complete bankruptcy because suing someone is now a fad, which leads to the collapse of society and/or the terrorists have won and manbearpig rules the world until we get Harrison Ford to fuck an atomic fish until it goes super-critical and destroys manbearpig's tyrannical reign, unfortunately Elton John survives and is now in charge of your lunch program which is how minority priority leads to gay kids getting to have lunch before you.

Thanks to minority priority in public schools if a guy wants to pretend to be a girl he can use the girls locker room as well as the girls bathroom and its considered okay.

by Bitch Puddin' December 7, 2010

minority

Anyone who is not white. Even if whites are technically "the minority" in a country that is mostly another race, the non-whites are still called "minorities", because that's what minorities are!

"I went to Mexico over the summer, there were so many minorities there!! I think I was the only one there that wasn't a minority!"

"Excuse me sir, what race are you?"
"I'm a minority"

by Diarrhea Drinker September 4, 2011

Minority

An ethnic, racial, religious, or other group having a distinctive presence within a society.
A group having little power or representation relative to other groups within a society.
A member of one of these groups.
Or for you narrow-minded idiots who think it is nothing but a song, a Green Day song.

Idiot: OMGZ!!!11111 Mimority is a green day song.
Me: No, it is An ethnic, racial, religious, or other group having a distinctive presence within a society, you idiot.

by Cheyenne. Yup. June 25, 2005

trophy minority

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Manocity

The outcome of being around someone so much that you start to think, talk, act, and even look the same.

My sister and I looked at eachother and knew exactly what eachother was thinking because we have manocity.

by Chazny July 11, 2009