Minky

A Minky is a type of vagina gremlin. Much the same as the warbling wickersham or the dribbling grackleshank they live inside afflicted female genitalia, waiting for an unsuspecting penis or inanimate object to venture closeby. As soon as the Minky detects said penetrator, they will jump out and attack it, in the case of a penis they will tickle the males bellend and try to prevent any further vaginal interaction. Minkies can affect any female at any time. The only way to get rid of a Minky infestation is to ram the tormented sexual organs with a properly prepared penis.

Friend 1: "How did your date go last night, fella?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, was good mate, until we got to it. She was riddled with Minkies! Tickled the shit out of me first time I tried to stick it in!"

Friend 1: "Ah, Rubbish! What did you do? I had to quit last time I encountered a Minky!"

Friend 2: "Only thing I could do! Fucking rammed that shit in there and saved those organs!"

by MinkyMarauder June 28, 2011

Minky Winky

Slang, informal.
Cannabis - in the smoking form.

'Do you wanna come around my gaff for a bit of the ol' minky winky?'

by Bignosepothead January 31, 2009

stinky minky

this means you smell like absolute fucking garbage shit.

oh stinky minky walked in

by Thick penis March 29, 2023

minky

Another word for Monkey. used by Clouseau in the Pink Panther

What a nice Minky you have there!

by albion-bh October 2, 2007

minky beave

a pungent smelling vagina.

Ando chowed down on the girl. she hadn't looked clean to begin with and alas, she did have a minky beave!

by Stackhouse O Town January 6, 2011

Minky

A type of music usually associated with underground raves and drug usuage, e.g. Bassline, Jump-up DnB etc.

*Annix remix of ‘The Sound’ by Majistrate comes on*

Random sesh creature: “Corrrrrrrrr fuckin’ hell this is minky”

by TopBanana21 June 20, 2018

Minky

Often referring to a clown or pedo who wants dick

Abdikarim: Yo brah i heard you were with minky last night
Mustakim: Yeah he raped me. it was noice! :)

by The unknown boss June 26, 2016