Mingle Mamma

A hot girl brought to government functions and by political types whose purpose is to look hot in front of all the guests

Governor Cuomo brings mingle mammas to his press conferences to display his machismo.

by John Dough NY March 19, 2021

Mind Mangler

Particularly intoxicating alcholic beverage composed of red Aftershock and Absinthe. Mixed together in equal parts, the face-numbing, psychoactive brew is surprisingly easy to drink and thought to have been the inspiration for the beverage Dr Jeckyll knocks back to turn him into Mr Hyde.

"Sorry for running about the house naked last night, jumping through the hedge, havering rubbish and repeatedly testing walls to see if they could take my weight, but I was on the old Mind Mangler again."

by Bellser August 1, 2006

Muffin Mingle

girl version of a sausage fest

that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!

by Jputh November 29, 2009

cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.

"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."

by matt in the hat October 22, 2003

Christian Mingle

A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.

Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!

by PooBurr December 27, 2011

Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.

"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"

by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

by bumble dick July 12, 2010