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a) an extremely ugly person
b) a motorcycle wheelie
a) Jesus christ, that bitch is a complete cunting minger!
b) Last night I lofted a 1st gear minger!
minger by th0^ August 8, 2006
Yuk, I dont fancy yours much! what a minger!
Minger by fashanu April 23, 2003
Basically minger is an ugly person!

To be a minger you need to be:

(fat, retard, just plain ugly and have big, bushy eye-brows!)

These are not my opinions so don't shout at me >_>
Oh wat a minger, mate!
Yesh she is fat, a retard, just plain ugly and has big, bushy eye-brows!

Lol sossie! (Harriet clarke - jk)
minger by Flora Veale September 4, 2005
the ugliest person i know. she is the definition of smelly and fat and is terrible at netball. lazy and ungrateful, a minger sleeps and eats more than anything else. you'd rather saw off your own foot than dare walking closer to her
wow that erin girl is such a minger!
minger by erinchappleisgay June 16, 2010
a minger is some one who is butt ugly in every way. someone who gives you unpleasent shivers of the spine makes your skin crawl. just plain ewwww.
Collins; On the page, OK, he's pretty bad. In the flesh, he's all-time king of the mingers!
Minger by LIA FAN August 29, 2009
A minger is someone who,
Smells a lot like mouldy poo,
Her face resembles an anal hole,
You wouldn't stick her with ur pole!!!
"Ming, Ming...Ming, MIng" Damn it my girlfriend is ringing!!!
Minger by Bling! February 6, 2004