Mindfucked

The state of being unable to comprehend a unnatural phenomena

whoa dude, you got me totally mindfucked.
that can't be possible. total mindfuck man!

by Tord-ivar jr December 9, 2008

mindfuck

A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.

I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.

by terryzz February 16, 2009

Mindfuck Mafia

eloquent with words, can mentally break people, bad ass to the bone, the most hard core people on the planet. it would be unintelligent to mess with these mobsters.

There is only three ways out of the Mindfuck Mafia.

by keisha37 February 26, 2011

mindfuck

A cinematic technique that uses misdirection to lead to an ending that is at first glance completely unexpected or contradictory, but is coherent and reasonable given hindsight and careful observation of the clues presented.

Classic examples include “Memento”, “The Usual Suspects”, "Fight Club", and “The Sixth Sense”.

That movie was such a mindfuck!

by aaaaa October 9, 2003

mindfuck

verb: to confuse or reshape your thought the way the "mindfucker" wants you to think. making you question, doubt, or acquire a new set of ideas based off what the perpetrator has told you.

if you think cell phones are for personal communication, a mindfucker can mindfuck you into thinking it's a chip so aliens can track you.

by GODZILLUH October 6, 2009

Mindfuckery

The crime of creating something extremely confusing and thought provoking.

Verb: Mindfuck.

What the fuck kind of mindfuckery is this?

Dude I just saw Inception. I declare mindfuckery!

by zzoso August 6, 2010

mindfuck

(n.) A mind-blowing, confusing situation; a perplexity, a paradox, or an enigma.

Ted: "It took me three years to talk about that."
Al: "Well, Ted, Vietnam was an absolute mindfuck."

Senior Detective: "This just doesn't make any sense? Who murders a goose?"
Junior Detective: "Yeah, this case is an absolute mindfuck."

"If you are enrolling your children at Weisenborn Middle, prepare them for an absolute mindfuck."

by Brother Benson April 21, 2010