Millennium School

A very sucky school for kids aged preschool to 5th grade. They say they create geniuses but really all they do is create hell for these children. If you are lucky to survive the school years without commiting suicide you are truely blessed

Mom: Honey it's time to go to Millennium School
Kid: No Mommy! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mom: Honey you have to go to Millennium School
Kid: But it sucks!
Mom: Well I don't care! Just brush your teeth and get it the damn car!
Kid: Fine!
*Kid walks to bathroom*
Kid: Hmmmm I rather die then go to Millennium School *grabs a gun and shoots himself!*

by anonymous123456789987456321236 September 01, 2012

Millennium adult

A person who was born in the new millennium (Year 2000 or after) who is legally an adult (18+ in most countries).

Mother to Blake: Oh my baby happy birthday! Look I made you think 17 candle cake!

Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.

Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)

Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?

Mother: Yes, I remembered.

Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!

(Mom passes out)

Blake: Mom?

by Biologist2001 January 20, 2018

Millennium Falcon

The act of giving a female a shocker using the thumb and index finger for the vagina and the pinky finger for the anus.

My girlfriend wanted to play around so I flew in the millennium falcon while her parents were gone.

by V November 15, 2004

Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

by jenn August 16, 2004

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space is an album, in similar tone to The Caretaker's Everywhere At The End Of Time, that explores dementia, its effects, and its totality. It's distinguished from Everywhere At The End Of Time in that rather than using music from the 1920's to 1940's, it uses music from the 1960's to 1980's, making it feel much more modern.

'I just finished listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time, depressing stuff.'
'Yeah? Some total chads made a version of that with music from the 60's, 70's and 80's, it's called Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space'

by armageddon ham March 30, 2021

Beat a Furry Millennium

Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!

Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME

by JimmyLikesBones February 18, 2021

Millennium Middle School

A middle school located in Tamarac, FL. The school is noted for it's Advanced classes for every grade, but for kids who are not in these classes; school is a living hell! The school from the outside looks good, as well as the inside, but it's the kids that ruin it. The school is filled with alcohol, drugs, and inequality. Even if you are a quiet kid; they will still say stuff about you. There are many fights as well. The teachers don't run the school...The kids do! Stay away from this school! You'll he doing yourself a favor, and if you are planning on going to this school; good luck...

High Schooler: So what school are you going to?

Middle Schooler: Millennium Middle School

High Schooler: Oh...

Middle Schooler: What!

High Schooler: I used to go there...Good Luck...

by I Am Mii (Miami) January 06, 2014