mike

to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.

Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."

Jennie: I was but I was miked.

by Mr Stability February 5, 2010

mike

a slang term for Coke Zero

hey buddy toss me a mike would ya

by Ken City November 7, 2021

mike

mikes are always the most annoying people you will ever meet, with self confidence issues and short tempers. they have no respect for others and prob believe in blue lives matter. fuck you, mike.

i just shoved mikes baseball bat up his ass

by samsamlilly June 18, 2020

mike

A NIGGA WITH A BIG FOREHEAD

bro that bitch is such a mike 😭

by pimpdaddy647 October 30, 2019

mike

Head strong Caring and good looking

Mike he is a sweetheart

by Monroehh December 19, 2016

mike

a total acid freak. doesn't ask a girl out until she literally hands him a condom. sucks at halo. superior music taste. imma marry him.

Man, I heard Mike was a total acid freak.

Yeah, he can go an hour without doin' a thing.

by toy truck September 26, 2010

mike mike

Mike, the phoenetic alphebet word for the letter M. Mike MiKe is used to decribe the caliber of a weapon.

AK-47 - 7.62mike,mike
M-4 - 5.56 mike,mike
MK19 - 40 mike,mike
m9 - 9 mike,mike

That M113 has a 40 mike mike on the mount.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006