Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.

After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.

by Brack Friday November 4, 2015

Midtown meal

When a girl is getting anal and throws up on the mans chest

Bitch left me a midtown meal.

by Tallguy84 October 3, 2016

Midtown “Straight”

This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.

Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!

by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021

Midtown Troll

This is an individual who will mettle in the affairs of other, hotter, sexually superior men in efforts to disrupt the normal operations of the mark. And then will be over sell, and over perform in order to make the better men of the civilized world question their self esteem and worth. And won’t ever stop unless you vanquish them.

These Midtown Trolls have nothing better to do than creep up my window, and ease drop on me jerking off! They are masculine challenged rats.

by CJ Stryker XXX October 16, 2022

Midtown Madness

A racing game made by Angel Studios, DICE and Microsoft and the most beautiful and awesome game I've played in my life.

Me: Dude! I really love Midtown Madness!

My friend: What's that?

Me: You don't know that? It's a racing game made by Microsoft!

My friend: Oh I see...

by MidTRahX_303 February 25, 2023

lower midtown

southern part of midtown portion of city, implies hardcore or gangster activity is regular occurance

"You won't last one day if you step into Lower Midtown"

by Sean Dullen October 20, 2003

music midtown

a place where large groups of faggots and people who actually enjoy music gather around. mostly the faggots will be wearing slutty clothes and really gay looking fanny packs, and hipster john sun glasses.

lets go to music midtown and see lil yatchy

by chodemuncher4 September 16, 2019