criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

Midterm

Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic university professors mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go.

Oh, shit...midterms are coming soon...my ass still hasn't recovered from last semester!

by b_dubs October 17, 2005

midstorm

The Definition of a pest

oh there goes midstorm insulting short and fat kids

by Scupy the Scup May 15, 2018

miesta

a young man who is never up to any good

"That kid over there, poking holes in the teachers tires, he is such a miesta!"

by Antny-Cap-Cap February 2, 2008

midsquat

Running to the bathroom after Taco Bell and not quite making it in time so you shart all over the toilet seat.

Bill-“That Taco Bell gave me massive diarrhea”
Steve- “Same, but I didn’t quite make it in time so I just pulled a midsquat.”

by Turbo Moisturizer June 5, 2018

Midsaw Man

Midsaw man is what people call Chainsaw Man to say it's trash or nothing special.

Guy: "What is the most overrated anime this season?"
Another guy: "Definitely Midsaw Man."

by BlueOcto February 15, 2023

mindsticker

An unforgettable woman. A woman with a shape so in shape, no man can escape her shapely charm. A woman who drinks Tab. A woman who is the object of obsession.

Tom thought he would be able to forget Amorphia and move on with his life; but, because she was a mindsticker, he had no choice but to throw himself off a building.

by P.J. Findley July 27, 2011