midgesque

midget-like, not quite short enough to be a legal dwarf but not tall enough to be viewed as a normal looking member of society, a limbo state of height, prevalent in asians, old women, and wrestlers

anyone who is somewhere between the heights of 4'9" and 5'1". you are taller than a legal dwarf but not tall enough to be of normal height. the exact number of inches is not as relevant as a midgesque appearance

by cols31 February 28, 2010

milk midgets

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.

Check out the milk midgets on that chick.

by Gerber December 2, 2004

midgesus

Midgesus is midget Jesus and he made something called the midget army. His companion and second in command arya is his best friend but he has another second in command and his name is Thomas. Btw this was written by midgesus

Midgesus is the holiest person alive

by Midgesus December 27, 2017

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.

"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"

by Shair October 3, 2022

Whoor of Midgets

When there is a group of 4 or more midgets, (3 being a tripod)

"don't look now but there's a whoor of midgets turning that corner"

by Jimmy Jacksons Leg June 19, 2014

magical midgets

the midgets that comprise the Joint Task Force. Their homeland is magical, their technique is unsurpassed. Where they roam, nobody knows. One can only assume they are not visible to the naked eye (unless they are rolling a joint, of course). They don't speak to humans and if they did, our hearts and brains would explode in utter happiness and excitement (it would be like taking all the weed and acid in the universe and takin it all in at once). Their only known purpose is to roll joints and occassionally a blunt. They are the ying to our yang, the good to our evil, the happiness to our sadness, and so on.

God I love those magical midgets. I wonder how I would feel if they said something to me.

Do not question the magical midgets existence!!! They don't roll to the unenlightened.

by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009