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Middleburg Highschool

A school full of yeehaw ass bitches and racist trump loving people. The black male students are all wanna be thugs and the white students use the n-word like it’s water. The teachers are lame asf and dress code over dumb shit and the guys are low key gay asf. Inside of the school is very nice besides the bat infestation that happened a few months ago. Welcome to Middleburg brothers and sisters since all of y’all like to fuckur family members. 💀
I heard a girl at Middleburg Highschool had chlamydia .
by Middleburg Highschool June 4, 2019
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Middleburg flapjack

This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.

A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.

This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.

Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.
Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.
by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008
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Middleburg Mattress

a nasty, slutty, female residing in Middleburg, Florida that engages in many sexual acts with many males.
The sluttiest girl in Middleburg, Florida is considered the Middleburg Mattress.
by urgerburger April 7, 2011
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Middlebrook

Middlebrook is a large concentration of pale and frail kids; however, there are not just white kids. There are many Asians that live in Middlebrook as well. Most of the people that live in Middlebrook probably couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag, but most can probably do calculus or something else that's hard in circles around a lot of the University of Minnesota's students living in other res halls. There are many Honors kids, because it is the honors dorm; as well as acting students who probably could not kick the shit out of most people, but could verbally abuse even a professor. It most definitely is a strange place, not what you would expect out of a typical dorm in a place of Higher Education.
So the acting students were giving shit to the honors kids and calling them wimps so the honors kids built a catapult device that chucked water balloons at the actors while they were walking back to Middlebrook. (True story unfortunately...)
by John the Baptist12 April 18, 2009
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Middleburg

Started out as a very small and simple town with a couple homes. Mainly forest and dirt roads. Over time the roads were paved, the trees cut down and houses, complexes, stores etc., were built. There still remains some country roads to ride around on, and some woods to wander around in. Also considered a hicktown.
Lets go to the little ol' town of Middleburg!
by Brittany King June 26, 2008
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Middlebrook Hot

Phenomenon in which Middlebrook residents at the University of Minnesota are slept on, but are often more attractive than the rest of campus. This excludes any member of the Art LLC. These folks are also less likely to have STDs due to their isolation from the cesspool of Super Block. Again, excluding Art LLC.
Person A: He's from Middlebrook? Rough!
Person B: Nah, he's Middlebrook hot, look at this pic!
Person A: Dang! He IS Middlebrook hot.
by MargieEgren October 1, 2019
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middleburg

a small poor retarted town in NY. it is known for its insest and red knecks/ hicks
insest- the middleburg people like fucking there own family members. And the hicks fuck their cows
by chrisfishy January 20, 2011
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