Microwave Intuition

To pop something in the microwave, and then leave. Then to suddenly drift back towards the microwave just in time to when it hits 0. Basically, to be able to tell when your food is done, just by your intuition.

"Hey, why does Joe always get his food so quickly?"

"He has microwave intuition"

by Volleyball Blaiser October 5, 2011

Microwave Sadism

Pleasure and amusement as a result of watching small animals perish in agony after being locked in a microwave oven (and set on high).

This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.

After his parents discovered a third dead cat in their microwave, Jimmy was admitted to intensive therapy sessions due to his microwave sadism.

by juiceCULT August 3, 2012

pre-microwave

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.

"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.

I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

portable microwave

Another name for a vagina

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave

by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016

microwave music

Music (or a beat) that is made cheaply, fast, for the radio, or sales; generally not of high production, thought, and value.

Also referring to digital music production.

Question: What do you think about that new song on the radio?

Response: That song is terrible. That's microwave music.

by o t i s January 24, 2008

Microwave Bed

A Microwave Bed is the latest in electronic sleep-intensifying appliances.

If you are a very busy person, a Micowave Bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. If you are working two jobs for instance, then using a Microwave Bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! If you clock the BIOS, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!

by Daevid Carter December 20, 2010