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Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
Micro by MAGA4All October 4, 2025
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Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
Micro by MAGA4All October 4, 2025

Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

micro console buyer man 

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

micro-dating 

when you’re not exclusively dating someone but intermittently experience sentimental moments with a special person
Linda: Last night Topher and I went to the park and he pushed me on the swings

Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up
micro-dating by ybtfny July 13, 2019

Micro-American

An American citizen deviod of height. A midget, shorty, leprechaun, gnome or munchkin.
Before the Fall of 2009 Micro-Americans were commonly refered to asmidgets or little people.
Micro-American by JRKJR October 24, 2009

micro depression 

The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.

In other words: the small sad
-"You woke up suicidal today"
-"Nothing off the usual micro depression"
micro depression by Dplkrz February 16, 2021