Michelob mush

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.

I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!

by Harry pubes July 24, 2021

Michalene

1. A person who is eccentric, a calamity, and good natured; can be found dancing to reggae in her living room.

2. A mother to two daughters.

3. A person who loves shaggy dogs.

1. One who may forget to plug in speakers and can't figure out why there's no sound coming out.

2. "How many daughters do you have?"

"Two"

"You must be MICHALENE!!!!"

3. "I love MY Shaggy dog, and love to put bandanas on him"

by RockGal February 5, 2010

Michalle

A very strong woman who is always there for somone when needed. She gives great advice and a good person to hang out with.

“Dude you should hang out with Michalle more often, she helped me a lot through what i was going through.” “People talk really good about her, alright i will.”

by bsjsjxjdkskndjd January 19, 2018

Michale Jackson

I LOUE HIM SO MUCH I AM HIS Much i am BIG FAN I LIKE HIM I AM HIS BIG Fan he is my favojrite man in the world he the star
i like him so much on my heart i like him

\

i loue him

by MS HOPE ALLISON CIOTA June 10, 2006

Michelob Breath

When dumpsty has had her fair share of Michelob ultras and her pungent breath reeks like a dumpster she is

When dumpsty tried to seduce me, her Michelob breath made my dick shrink and not want to touch her.

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 October 3, 2019

MichalO

Small pp

MichalO has smol pp

by PooPooMuncher November 15, 2019

microlobe

Very small free earlobes.

Earlobes that are so small that they are barely not attached to the side of your head.

Did you see her earring?

Yeah, I didn’t think she could fit that earring on her microlobe.

by 666 rule November 21, 2019